As you hopefully read in the title, it has been a While.
The last time I made a post in a blog, was around a month ago in Jerk out Month. I fucking hated posting in that blog. It was a chore to post in that shit. I had to make a commitment to get home every night (Or in most cases every OTHER night) and write a post or a double post in the blog. It also was VERY time consuming, it took me from around 45 minutes to an hour and a half to complete a post in that shit. What the fuck. And to fucking top it off, I was writing about how I was not able to Launch My Hand Shuttle for a month. FUCK THAT SHIT.
Ever since that last Jerk out Month post, I have been Wackin off nightly. I noticed I put a lot more care into o it now (LMFAO). I decided that the slower it is the better, No homo. I also have been working out regularly and I noticed my muscles have gotten larger. Hopefully by the end of the summer I will have even larger muscles.
Jerk out Month changed the way I look at women. In other words, I LOVE WOMEN NOW MORE THEN EVER. Holy shit I’m detective James Carter from rush hour now. I can’t stop looking at hot women wherever I go, and I love it :D. Now don’t get me wrong, I haven’t turned into a Quagmire, that would be too fucked.
So yeah, I’ve been working out since my last post, jerking off nightly, and hanging out with a fuck load of friends. Every day I have to chill with friends, it’s like a fucking law for me now. I remember a while back (4-5 years) I stayed home on the computer every fucking day all day. I was addicted to this shit; thank god I got over that phase.
That’s a recap on how things went down in the past month. I won’t keep this blog posted Daily, fuck I would have to kill myself if I did. I will try to go weekly or post every 2 weeks. Not sure depends on how busy/lazy/pissed off I am.
Yours truly, Dan Coyote.
