Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Bitch Im back

Im going to start posting regularly on this fuckin thing.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Vlog's (Video Blogging)

I'm starting to get into Vlog's, so in case your wondering why I am not writing in this blog at all, that's why.

Check out this video i recorded today of me High has Balls



And yeah...
My Channel is called InitialDan,
Check it out.

-Yours Truly
Dan Coyote

Monday, August 4, 2008

It's Been A While.

As you hopefully read in the title, it has been a While.

The last time I made a post in a blog, was around a month ago in Jerk out Month. I fucking hated posting in that blog. It was a chore to post in that shit. I had to make a commitment to get home every night (Or in most cases every OTHER night) and write a post or a double post in the blog. It also was VERY time consuming, it took me from around 45 minutes to an hour and a half to complete a post in that shit. What the fuck. And to fucking top it off, I was writing about how I was not able to Launch My Hand Shuttle for a month. FUCK THAT SHIT.

Ever since that last Jerk out Month post, I have been Wackin off nightly. I noticed I put a lot more care into o it now (LMFAO). I decided that the slower it is the better, No homo. I also have been working out regularly and I noticed my muscles have gotten larger. Hopefully by the end of the summer I will have even larger muscles.

Jerk out Month changed the way I look at women. In other words, I LOVE WOMEN NOW MORE THEN EVER. Holy shit I’m detective James Carter from rush hour now. I can’t stop looking at hot women wherever I go, and I love it :D. Now don’t get me wrong, I haven’t turned into a Quagmire, that would be too fucked.



So yeah, I’ve been working out since my last post, jerking off nightly, and hanging out with a fuck load of friends. Every day I have to chill with friends, it’s like a fucking law for me now. I remember a while back (4-5 years) I stayed home on the computer every fucking day all day. I was addicted to this shit; thank god I got over that phase.

That’s a recap on how things went down in the past month. I won’t keep this blog posted Daily, fuck I would have to kill myself if I did. I will try to go weekly or post every 2 weeks. Not sure depends on how busy/lazy/pissed off I am.

Yours truly, Dan Coyote.